She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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