Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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