I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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