Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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