dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
MIDGETS
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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