but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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