just come out here and I will go home with you...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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