He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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