8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I think im going to throw up on grandma
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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