Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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