can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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