I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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