ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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