my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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