do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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