he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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