I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
so much tequila, so little girl.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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