one might say we're banned from that church
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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