so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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