His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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