She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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