We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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