Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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