Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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