Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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