Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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