Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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