I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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