Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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