i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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