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  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Jan 11, 12 at 11:17am

    Whoa, hold on a minute. There's no reason to involve an innocent puppy here. Just slash her tires or upper deck her toilet or something.

  • Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 11, 12 at 11:40am

    Just kill the girl, the puppy is more important.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 11, 12 at 11:09am

    That is a waste of a puppy.

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      Submitted by porksword on Jan 11, 12 at 5:07pm

      Not if he makes some Korean food.

  • Submitted by bigceaze on Jan 11, 12 at 8:31pm

    yeah, because everything anyone says on tfln is something they actually plan on doing. no one ever jokes, or speaks in hyperbole, they absolutely mean 100% of what they say. Christ, take a fucking xanax

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      Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jan 13, 12 at 2:01pm

      yeah, GFY. Sorry I dont find someone joking about murdering a puppy funny. Besides being VERY familiar with the way people in OK actually treat dogs, I also know a girl whose boyfriend actually did this to her.

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    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jan 11, 12 at 9:19am

    You are sick.

  • 84 93
    Submitted by drc041 on Jan 11, 12 at 2:14pm

    Awful. Simply fucking awful.

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    Submitted by andyf1008 on Jan 12, 12 at 12:05pm

    God bless eastern Oklahoma

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on Jan 11, 12 at 11:08am

    Or you could just stop associating yourself with her?

  • Submitted by porksword on Jan 11, 12 at 9:45am

    Another crazy angry white guy who can't fuck!

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    Submitted by onlygayeskimo on Jan 11, 12 at 9:33am

    Don't get mad, get even.

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    Submitted by hilltopper on Jan 11, 12 at 9:17am

    Sounds pretty effective to me. Next time try it on her brother.

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    Submitted by sevenohtwo on Jan 11, 12 at 12:38pm

    Don't let the puppy suffer! What did it ever do to you?!

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    Submitted by WApple on Jan 11, 12 at 9:31am

    What did she do?

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    Submitted by ThatStoner on Jan 13, 12 at 1:09am

    Evil bastard says what

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    Submitted by rockinlereddir on Jan 12, 12 at 2:22am

    the fuck did u just say about puppies

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    Submitted by pamalamadd on Jan 11, 12 at 12:10pm

    I freaking love this guy!! pure evil genius at its best!

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    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:00pm

    how about kill yourself? Leave the pup out of it, wow.

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    Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jan 11, 12 at 2:01pm

    Fucking Oklahomo... This is sad because I could totally see some of the people I know from there doing that. Hell, a guy in MO did this exact thing to a friend of my fiancée. Bastards.

  • Submitted by mrrhardy on Jan 11, 12 at 4:00pm

    You ppl seriously need to chill the fuck out...besides, there are too many dogs without owners anyway...this guy's just creating a solution

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    Submitted by Psykodeliks on Jan 17, 12 at 2:32am

    omfg lmfao hoo rahhh that was amazing

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    Submitted by on_the_clock on Jan 11, 12 at 11:13am

    Scott R?

  • Submitted by xDFTx on Jan 11, 12 at 12:31pm

    This is the best TFLN I have ever read.

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    Submitted by tommyboy20 on Jan 12, 12 at 7:24am

    you fucking hippies. the guy was obviously joking besides puppy tastes ammazing especially if you add some cat with a dash of baby bunny. lmao

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    Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 11, 12 at 9:55pm

    Wow... Just wow...

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    Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 11, 12 at 4:27am


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    Submitted by skiingmusician on Feb 8, 12 at 12:41am

    Eat a dick. Why are you aspiring to be like Hitler? Because he did the same things with Hitler youth

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    Submitted by chompin on Jan 16, 12 at 2:23am


  • 53 93
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 11, 12 at 12:29pm

    die, you scum of the earth!

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    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 11, 12 at 12:59pm

    Totally agree with Thompson11

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    Submitted by okieraider71 on Aug 23, 13 at 3:51am

    And then she will pull out a dull knife and cut your nuts off. And the world will clap.