found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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