the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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