Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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