Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i believe in u and ur pee
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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