just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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