i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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