i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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