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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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