Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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