its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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