You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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