I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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