the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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