if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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