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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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