Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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