is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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