I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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