Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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