My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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