David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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